March 30, 2024

Conversations on

[him] u busy?
[me] no
[him] cool what u into?
[me] I'm looking for a guy to drug me until I pass out and then fuck the shit out of my ass while I'm unconscious.

long pause...

[him] stats?


[him2] so, is this your cell phone number?
[me] no, I don't have a cell phone.
[him2] why not?????
[me] because they're really annoying!
[him2] I find you refreshingly eccentric ...

Posted by jason at March 30, 2024 11:09 AM

Bwa ha ha haaa!

Now THIS is why I love you!


*me falling out of chair*

Posted by: CPH Jones at April 2, 2024 10:12 PM

so so tired

Posted by: surferdude2960 at October 3, 2024 08:19 PM