Consuming Page Six

• Some dude beat up Victoria Gotti's two gay sons for pinching a girl's butt: "Next thing you know this kid was really beating the c- -p out of Carmine," a witness to the melee told PAGE SIX. "All the Gotti friends were taking cheap shots, punching and kicking the back of this kid's head, but he didn't care. He just continued to beat Carmine till he was bloody, and then he went after John and whupped him, too." I smell a whack.
• Star Jones lashes out at The View co-hosts for wearing slacks and taking pictures at her wedding: "The affair was tinged with controversy because Jones has been accused of giving shameless plugs on "The View" for products produced by her wedding suppliers and for naming several wedding "sponsors," including Continental Airlines. Jones and Reynolds leave today on their honeymoon, starting out with a free trip to Dubai, the shopping capital of the Mideast." Ummm...don't they behead homosexuals there?