Do you live in a rape zone?

According to Fox 9 News, I live in a rape zone!

What's a rape zone? Oh, just something Fox 9 investigators made up after looking at some police department maps...

Using computer crime tracking technology, the FOX 9 INVESTIGATORS identified a half-dozen rape zones in the City of Minneapolis, areas where there appear to be a cluster of rape cases.

- WHITTIER NEIGHBORHOOD: Just off Franklin Street, between Garfield and Grand, there is a cluster of 7 rapes in six blocks, all within 18 months.

We used to say, "It's not Grand, but it's Pleasant" or "Whittier is just prettier." Now we'll be saying, "Welcome to the Whittier Rape Zone."

Thanks, Trish Van Pilsum...you've given me a lot to think about when I try to fall asleep tonight.