August 18, 2024

Question of the day...

via ohnotheydidn't and mighty:

Yeah, it's Carrot Top...




Good lord does he put on mascara before working out in his basement gym where the walls are covered in mirrors and framed covers of Redbook?

So the question of the day was, "do Carrot Top's drapes match his carpet" and the answer is, "Clearly, it's parque."

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Posted by jason at August 18, 2024 11:40 PM

That's one hideous looking mofo i've ever seen on this planet. Good stuff Jason, thanks.


Posted by: Seb at August 19, 2024 08:55 AM

I used to tease an ex of mine by professing a love for carrot top's 'guerrilla comedy' and 'samuel screech powers sexuality.' But not even i can continue the ruse after seeing these photos. 'Roi rage meets carrot cake.

Posted by: jason at August 19, 2024 10:16 AM

Either those photos are fake or Carrot Top has been gobbling steroids faster than Mark McGuire and Raphael Palmero put together.
Carrot Top and Carrot Top's bareass are visible in the just-released movie "The Aristocrats," and he definitely wasn't pumped-up when that was shot, presumably quite recently.

Posted by: glen at August 19, 2024 10:28 AM

wow that is sooo gross!! eww i think he is gay! he sucks at making ppl laugh and he is just plain NASTY,,, gross!!!!

Posted by: brie at August 25, 2024 09:22 AM

i came here because of ryan
,, ew!! He needs to cut his hair and then take off his make up,, eww!!!!! that is soo nasty,, he probably used steriods,, grossss!!

thanx ry

Posted by: brie at August 25, 2024 09:25 AM

Wow,, he is one sexy beast

i am gay and if he is ever near me then,, oh man you dont wanna know what i would do,, hey carrot top,, call me some time!
look me up in the yellow pages!!

ur cute!

Posted by: Jason Mishtle at August 25, 2024 09:29 AM

He's on roids, straight up.Got the whole momma nips going on. But did he have his abs removed? Weak

Posted by: SixPack at August 26, 2024 08:58 PM

He is so HOTTTTT!!!!! With a body like that I can easily ignore the "not so handsome" face. I read that his eyelashes are really blonde which is probably why he got used to the mascara, and the weird eyebrows are actually penciled in, he doesn't tweeze or wax his eyebrows.
Hmmmm...Carrot Top U R SOOOOOO Yummy!!

Posted by: me at September 8, 2024 11:22 PM
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