September 09, 2024

The end of an experiment


Today is one of the last days you'll be able to see me with longish hair. The experiment has gone on for almost a year now, and it has failed. At its best, it resembled the woven yarn mop of the Cabbage Patch Kid I toted around as a tot. At its worst, it looked like a misplaced merkin sewn from the loinfields of a Saxon whore.

this is the type of build-up that the standard american diet can produce in the colon; someone buy me this; how to be a man, courtesy of the star tribune's old maid; jaime hook is out; the united states is running out of money

Posted by jason at September 9, 2024 07:51 AM


Posted by: Tim at September 9, 2024 09:38 AM
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