December 14, 2024

If you don't see Brokeback Mountain then you are a bigot

To all my straight friends. If you don't see Brokeback Mountain than you are a bigot. You will reveal to me your latent homophobia. My straight male friends must call me up after seeing the movie to tell me that, while still straight, they were captivated by the love story, mildly aroused by the man-on-man action, and finally heartbroken by the outcome. Straight female friends must call me up and tell me they are jealous. If you do not do this then you are homophobes.

welcome to tampon crafts; ricky gervais podcasts make me pee my pants at my desk; soldiers killed in iraq are being shipped home as cargo freight; digusting highschool bathrooms; why didn't someone buy me this???

Posted by jason at December 14, 2024 08:23 PM

Show them the alternative ad campaign where the producers are trying to prove it's not a gay cowboy movie. That ad ought to draw in the females, who will probably drag their husbands to see it.

Posted by: Steve S at December 14, 2024 11:22 PM

I'll see it as soon as it gets to Kansas.

In 2009.

Posted by: nitpicker at December 14, 2024 11:46 PM

What am I if I don't see King Kong? I'm all in favor of cross-species romance, but the theater will be crowded and the tv ads look like it sucks.

Posted by: glen at December 15, 2024 10:27 AM

Brokeback Mountain isn't playing in Duluth (yet at least). Maybe it's because there are already enough gay cowboys hiding in the Iron Range.

Posted by: tofu mugwump at December 15, 2024 04:05 PM


Posted by: proulx's revenge at December 15, 2024 04:11 PM

That bobble head doll was bought by Leno who presented it to the wing nut last week on his show while Rosanne cackled at her side. I shit you not.

Posted by: Robt. at December 15, 2024 10:28 PM

If I choose to think Homosexuality is moraly inadequate than it is my right. Keep you bedroom habbits in the bedroom. You are not some race or religion and I do not recall seeing Homosexuals in the bill of rights. If I drive a red sports car I risk getting a the traffic cops attention. If you choose to be gay you risk being shunned by the moral standards of the society in which you live.

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