January 26, 2006

Why I am an Anglophile

Via today's popbitch:

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Get ready to be Seagulled

Happy Slapping is so 2024. To be too
cool for school these days you have to
do the Seagull.

In schools all over London, apparently,
break-times are seeing boys running into the
bogs to masturbate furiously, collect their
jizz in the palms of their hands, then go out
and find a younger kid.... then slap them in
the face while shouting "SEAGULL!"

Try it in the office when you're bored.

Happy Slapping is the horrific British fad in which horrific British youth go around slapping and punching each other and strangers while filming the incidents on digital phones. Which is worse--getting happy slapped or seagulled?

mnspeak is sold; oprah is angry; google cache is legal

Posted by jason at January 26, 2006 02:54 PM
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