Reason #1 why I'll miss my apartment

In my hood is a House of Pain. By that I mean a dominatrix who works from home. When I smoked, me and friends would sit on the stoop and watch the men come and go and sometimes be like, "oh yeah, dude needs to get spanked."

Tonight as I left my building to go catch the bus, a man in a nice pressed gray suit emerged from the house. He was wearing his boxers on his head.

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