April 27, 2006

Things that make me barf today

* Stepping outside my office to get some lunch (cravings for potato salad), I passed a woman in a thin peach sweater talking on a giant headphone-thingy attached to her cellphone. She was holding the cell phone in her hand and saying, "I am heading south now..."

* Not more than ten seconds later, I was almost run over by a middle-aged man in smart business casual attire pushing himself up the sidewalk on a scooter.

* This video: Baby Got Book

What made you barf today?

Posted by jason at April 27, 2006 12:32 PM

*The mail guy, who I inevitably get stuck with on the elevator, who smells like he ate a bag of yellow onions with horseradish for lunch.

Posted by: mike at April 27, 2006 01:07 PM

the brats brought in for take your children to work day.

Posted by: marc at April 28, 2006 11:01 AM

I called the bank today to get overdraft protection. They said no because I had too many overdrafts. The customer service representative refused to see the irony. Apparently the bank makes more on my overdrafts than they do by providing me with this service. I am switching to a credit union.

Posted by: john at April 28, 2006 10:46 PM
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