aka the ancient anniversary of a public execution… what fun… mmm... bring on the ham and the colorful eggs… remind me when I get home to 1)run a bath 2) pore wine 3) open vein

Are you a Chreaster, Jason? Yeah, you talk shit about Jesus and God and the Holy Ghost, but when those cakes and pies and turkeys and hams and deviled eggs come out, your eyes boggle and you can't control yourself. "Ummmph Ummphf ummphf!" Eat those candied yams! "Scarff gobble yonnk!" There goes a pomegranate-cinnamon grilled quail!

What's a Chearster? Dictionary.com didn't know. I finally had to go to http://www.unwords.com/unword/Chreaster.html to look it up

A chreaster, if unwords didn't say, is a person who only celebrates "chr"istmas and easter. Jason is always moaning about how he's an atheist, but he seems to have no problem with the smorgasboard aspects of the holidays. I'm just teasing him about it.