*The mail guy, who I inevitably get stuck with on the elevator, who smells like he ate a bag of yellow onions with horseradish for lunch.

the brats brought in for take your children to work day.

I called the bank today to get overdraft protection. They said no because I had too many overdrafts. The customer service representative refused to see the irony. Apparently the bank makes more on my overdrafts than they do by providing me with this service. I am switching to a credit union.