That's hilarious. The same thing happened to me in college once, I was officially homeless for three days before my new place opened up so I couch-surfed and slept with this cute guy I'd had my eye on for a while, all in return for a place to sleep at night. Oh the things we do sometimes.

You got a pass this time, asshole. But don't press your luck. Real estate eats little pricks like you for breakfast. Jim.