The new apartment

I can't wait to have you all over for cocktails!!!!

Mancini is playing right now, and it's not yet 8 a.m.!

Have you seen my boudoir? My computer is taking up the vanity right now, but only until my boas arrive from Indochina!

On my first morning, baby bluebirds flew in the open window carrying a garland knitted out of daisies in their pretty little beaks.

Studs in sandals hold the door open for me after long days shopping at Target.

I couldn't wish for a better window to sit and talk to myself at.

Many people on the street for me to heckle.

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