June 29, 2024



Check out the bling I got in New York City! No, it's not what it looks like, perverts! This is a keychain from Tiffany & Co. I am so pretty now!

I bought my first piece of Tiffany's jewelry when I was twenty. I was in New York for the day with Bruce, this guy I had been dating. We rode the Staten Island Ferry, walked through Central Park, ate a hot dog, maybe went to a museum or something, too, I don't know. But I recall every heart-stopping moment of shopping at Tiffany & Co.

"Listen...you know those days when you get the mean reds?" "The mean reds? You mean like the blues?" "No... the blues are because you're getting fat or because it's been raining too long. You're just sad, that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling?" "Sure." "When I get it the only thing that does any good is to jump into a cab and go to Tiffany's. Calms me down right away."

But a couple years ago some nasty muggers took my key chain off me along with my bike. I got the bike back but I came to miss the familiar weight of sterling silver in my pocket. When I was in NYC last week I had to replace it. I couldn't let the terrorists win!

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Posted by jason at June 29, 2024 07:54 AM
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