April 05, 2006

The new apartment

I can't wait to have you all over for cocktails!!!!

Mancini is playing right now, and it's not yet 8 a.m.!

Have you seen my boudoir? My computer is taking up the vanity right now, but only until my boas arrive from Indochina!

On my first morning, baby bluebirds flew in the open window carrying a garland knitted out of daisies in their pretty little beaks.

Studs in sandals hold the door open for me after long days shopping at Target.

I couldn't wish for a better window to sit and talk to myself at.

Many people on the street for me to heckle.

40,000 ecstasy pills in nine years | he'll steal your car and your anal virginity | senator bachman's lesbian step-sister | someone please buy me this font | feeding and eating disorders | if you are bored with iraq here's some good news

Posted by jason at April 5, 2006 07:52 AM

How did I know you'd include the 40k ecstasy pill story on your links?

Jason threw up in the toilets of Heaven the first time he dosed. AND I WAS THERE!!

Posted by: mike at April 5, 2006 08:10 PM

and it was the best, most beautiful, most pleasurable vomit i've ever had

Posted by: jason at April 6, 2006 12:08 AM
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