Makeout City

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Makeout City at Brian, Tom, and Emily's party on Saturday night thanks to the bisexual editorial board of the campus newspaper--the boys made out with me and each other and girls, and the girls made out with boys who had girlfriends and gay boys, and there were kittens and blowjobs in the sun room, and deep crushes were revealed and love triangles formed. Even when one of the boys kept swigging from a bottle of peppermint schnapps and puking up in his mouth the making out continued. All thanks to Emily's dance mix, which was the sound of hormones.

I made it home at four am and showered, only to be visited by five am by the highschool boy, who was ending his prom night. Tight like prom night, so Brian says. He showed up in a tuxedo and left early in the a.m. to go to work at the tanning salon. I would have dismissed it all as a dream if I hadn't awoken like a washed up Chippendale's dancer, wearing his bowtie...

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