If this were a Xanga blog...

If this were a Xanga blog, I might write something like:

Do you ever talk to yourself in the mirror? Sometimes I do. Usually when I know I need to go work out and I'm too tired/lazy to muster up the gumption. Today I got home from work at 5:45. Putzed around a bit. Finally looked at myself in the mirror and said very sternly and out loud, "Go for a run, you daddy fucker." Did the trick.