April 20, 2024

Roe's curse


Last night I tried masago roe sushi for the first time. I thought that once I picked all of the little orange bubbles of joy out of my teeth, that would be that. But I've been revisiting the flavor all night long and into this morning via gruesome roe burps. This cannot be a good sign. It didn't help that because of last night's rains, my shower smelled like the Mississippi.

Posted by Jason at April 20, 2024 11:36 PM

I was wondering how you took a photo last night, because I didn't see it. But I suppose all masago roe looks the same -- bright orange and delicious.

Posted by: Aaron at April 21, 2024 11:04 AM

You retard. No one in their right mind eats sushi in MINNESOTA! If you're more than 35 miles from the ocean, you're playing hell by eating raw, unfresh fish.

Rick Santorum for Boyfriend!

Posted by: CPH Jones at April 21, 2024 12:58 PM

A veritable mini-drama here, involving what we had for dinner, who we had dinner with, how we felt about it (antecedent ambig.) the next day, and taking a picture so it (antecedent ambig.) would last longer. If there was more to do in Minnesota, these things would probably seem less important. Oprah, put down that croissant!

Posted by: Dr. Phil at April 21, 2024 05:53 PM
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