Misc. + a blind item

Okay so I really don't feel like writing anything today. Busy with Dog's Breakfast #2. Instead, consider the following...

"Stuff it, emo boy!" Yes, stuff it. We are sick of you, man-child. Your too-small clothes, inability to properly grow facial hair, and neurotic, vain historionics. God, this is all feminism's fault.

Proof that we are living in truly Orwellian times... [Daily Kos]

"I'm a war president. I make decisions here in the Oval Office in foreign policy matters with war on my mind."

- President Bush, 2/8/04

VERSUS

"I want to be the peace president."

- President Bush, 7/20/04
 

Bonus: Colin Powell last week actually claimed "Sometimes we extend the peace by using war."

PLUS...

WHICH dark-and-dashing movie star recently departed town leaving behind a wake a one-night stands and a case of gonorrhea-of-the-hand? [is that even POSSIBLE? I guess anything's possible when you're a movie star...] His Norweigian on-set fuck buddy can't be pleased, but perhaps he was in character the whole time?