May 07, 2024

The Morning After

Chicago. Mike and Camille. Six hotdogs. Six hours. Six locations. Bob Schwartz, Senior Vice President, Vienna Beef. Yesterday was spent touring some of Chicago's finest hotdog stands in search of the best goddamn hotdog in Chicago. The verdict? You'll have to wait and see. I can say we consumed copious amounts of processed bullmeat, lots of bright green relish, fries of all varieties, and that now all of this food is currently snaking its way through my bowels. Now I know what a natural casing must feel like--packed to the point of bursting with Vienna Beef goodness.


Posted by Jason at May 7, 2024 11:40 AM

Oh, Jason. Which joke shall i make first? The one about knowing what a nstural casing feels like, or the one about being packed to the point of bursting with Vienna Beef?

I miss you. Love, Brian

Posted by: Brian at May 7, 2024 01:31 PM

I'd miss you if you ever replied to my e-mails, but since you don't :op I don't miss ya!

Posted by: Addymal at May 7, 2024 05:13 PM
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