August 03, 2024
Ikea: Do it to Me
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to a store? Endless rooms of cheap home furnishings give me a boner. I spent so much my bank called me the next day to verify my card hadn't been stolen.
Posted by Jason at August 3, 2024 07:57 AMSame thing happens to me whenever I walked into the Louis Vuitton store in Chicago on Michigan Ave. Gotta get my man purse...is that so wrong?
Posted by: sebastian at August 3, 2024 03:56 PMIKEA has the worst cheap shit around. I hate that store.
Posted by: steetoa at August 3, 2024 06:57 PMJESUS!!! You are ripping me off AGAIN!!!!!!
There's a name fer people like you and it's ... and it's.... and it's..... Oh, Fuck. I can't even say it.
Posted by: Richard at August 4, 2024 09:17 PMRichard,
I had a boner for Ikea and other naff Euromarts like H & M and Topshop long before we chatted. Such fetishes are not uncommon.
Posted by: jason at August 4, 2024 10:14 PMI wasn't referring to your particular brand of commodity fetishism, babe, just some particular wording....
Posted by: Richard at August 6, 2024 07:52 PM
