August 03, 2024

Ikea: Do it to Me


Is it possible to be sexually attracted to a store? Endless rooms of cheap home furnishings give me a boner. I spent so much my bank called me the next day to verify my card hadn't been stolen.

Posted by Jason at August 3, 2024 07:57 AM

Same thing happens to me whenever I walked into the Louis Vuitton store in Chicago on Michigan Ave. Gotta get my man that so wrong?

Posted by: sebastian at August 3, 2024 03:56 PM

IKEA has the worst cheap shit around. I hate that store.

Posted by: steetoa at August 3, 2024 06:57 PM

JESUS!!! You are ripping me off AGAIN!!!!!!

There's a name fer people like you and it's ... and it's.... and it's..... Oh, Fuck. I can't even say it.

Posted by: Richard at August 4, 2024 09:17 PM


I had a boner for Ikea and other naff Euromarts like H & M and Topshop long before we chatted. Such fetishes are not uncommon.

Posted by: jason at August 4, 2024 10:14 PM

I wasn't referring to your particular brand of commodity fetishism, babe, just some particular wording....

Posted by: Richard at August 6, 2024 07:52 PM
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