Dildo Art

Over my first cup of coffee early this morning I was searching for dildos via Google (as you do!) and came across a great website that's ramming a big fat Steely Dan up aesthetic's butt. It's called Dildo Art. It's motto?

Dildos, vibrators. But more than that, works of art. We combine sex toys and great art masterpieces. To make you think, to make you dream.

Suddenly the reasons behind those surly stares in American Gothic make sense -- they have nothing to do with fanaticism and everything to do with the big ten-incher daddie's holding in lieu of a pitchfork. And Mona Lisa? Well, wipe that sly little smile off your face right now young lady because we know why and tis sooo uncouth! Check out David posing with an intimidating strap-on, Van Gogh's painting of his bedroom strewn with sex toys, and Cezanne's still life with apples and Purple Jelly Vibrator.