Data Dumping

Toward the end of the month I like to peruse the various search strings that have recently brought folks to my humble little homestead. While elijah wood gay and variations thereof remain the most popular, there a few other, rather revealing phrases that pop up.

• eat cotton balls anorexic ...yes, well, you know me...always trying to be a role model.
• blogs are lame ...the proof is in the pudding!
• am i a sociopath ...welcome home, my son.
• bound and gagged magazine story archive youre fucked asshole ...whoever you are, please don't ever come back to my website.
• gagged beauticians ...mine totally talks too much too.
• how do i resolve my own internal gay and straight contradiction ...I am definetely the wrong person to ask on that one.
• pentagon bathroom glory holes ...ah yes...Rummy was working on a good one until they took the doors off the stalls, damn them.

Moral of the story: fiveoclockbot, in staying ahead of the meme-curve by riding the foamy crest of the zeitgeist, attracts some fucked-up souls. Welcome, my brethren.