Bush's Mystery Bulge

What, it's NOT a penis???

Hey, the racists over at Little Green Footballs had their conspiracy theory last week, now we have ours, and ours is a lot harder to explain away. Was the President wired during the first debate? The only question that's on my mind is what to call this particular 'gate'. Promptergate? Audiogate? The blog Cannonfire has a good roundup of the evidence. I think it's much more likely that the box sticking out of Bush's back there is the keyhole where Cheney winds him up each morning.

Of course, wonkette debunks our salivations..."But we also watched the debate. If Bush was listening to some kind of radio signal, it was between stations." True...

I think I'm going to add a molar phone to my Amazon wishlist.